–   My Take   –

How’s that go again; “Better safe than sorry”. Hard to disagree with all those American 2nd amendment lovers.  And who wants to anyway.

Check out these ‘tidbits’ below and you’ll agree….

Hat Tip Chuck & Susan:

“Where can I get my pistol engraved like this?”

Things  that I found helpful by living this long.     The purpose of fighting is to  win..

The sword is more important than  the shield, and skill is more important than  either… The final weapon is the brain. All  else is supplemental.

1.  Don’t  pick a fight with an old man.  If he is too  old to fight, he’ll just kill you.

2.   If you find yourself in a fair fight,  your tactics suck.

3.   I carry a  gun because a cop is too heavy.

4.    When seconds count, the cops are just  minutes away.

5.  A reporter did a  human-interest piece on the  Texas Rangers.   The reporter recognized the Colt Model  1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him ‘Why  do you carry a 45?’The Ranger responded, ‘Because they  don’t make a 46.’

6.  The  old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when  a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm ‘Sheriff, I see you have your pistol.  Are you expecting trouble?’ ‘No Ma’am.   If I were expecting trouble, I would have  brought my shotgun.’

7.   Beware  the man who only carries one gun.  HE  PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!!

But  wait, there’s more!

I was once asked by  a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house.   I said I did.She said ‘Well  I certainly hope it isn’t loaded!’  To  which I said, of course it is loaded, it can’t  work without bullets!’ She then asked, ‘Are you  that afraid of someone evil coming into your  house?’ My reply was, “No not at all.  I am  not afraid of the house catching fire either,  but I have fire extinguishers around, and they  are all loaded too”.

HAVE  A NICE DAY But don’t Monkey with  Me…


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