A doctor from Israel says:  “In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut-off a man’s testicles, we put them into another man and in 6 weeks he is looking for work”.

The German doctor comments: “That’s nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out from a person, we put it into another person’s head and in 4 weeks he is looking for work”.

A Russian doctor says: That’s nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart out from a person, we put it into another person’s chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.

The US doctor answers immediately:   That’s nothing colleagues, you are way behind us . . . . About a year ago, in the USA we grabbed a person with no brains, no heart and no balls . . . .. . we made him President and now the whole country is looking for work!!!!!

Mark


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