Red Skelton.  Character, Class, Talent, a True Comedian, a Great Entertainer and a Great American.   Most of you who remember this great comedian from the Golden age of television are smiling right now at the mention of his name.  A  'True Comedian' in the sense that his humor didn't have to start with a four letter word.  It was just clean and simple fun.   After making you smile and laugh for a full hour, he would make you feel even better by ending his show with these words;  "Goodnight and May God Bless"

First some good clean humor from TV's Golden Age and then a video clip of this proud American honoring his country with a memorable interpretation of the Pledge of Allegiance.  Enjoy.

RED SKELTON'S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE

1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.   She goes on Tuesdays,  I go on Fridays.

2. We also sleep in separate beds.  Hers is in California, and mine is in Texas .

3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary.  "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!"     So I suggested the kitchen.

5. We always hold hands.  If I let go, she shops.

6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets, and no place  to sit down!"   So I bought her an electric chair.

7. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

8. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"  The driver said, "No, jump in!".

9. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. 

10. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was 'Always'.

11. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months.  I don't like to interrupt her.

"Goodnight and May God Bless"

 

 

Dan

 

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