–  The Bottom Line  –

Although not ever apparent to most lawyer/politicians, most problems do have relatively easy solutions.  To be fair to our lawyer/politicians though, you must understand that simple and effective solutions do not generate billable hours.  Does the 2700 page health care bill come to mind?

Anyway, I was glad to hear of this new program that addresses the needs of our senior citizens. Simple, economical and effective. Now we're talking…

–   New Medicare Program   –
 
You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you.
 
So what do you do?
 
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians.

 

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need!

 

Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They're all covered.
 
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.

 

And who will be paying for all of this? It's the same government that just told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home.

And you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you are at it.

 

Plus, and because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.
 
Is this a great country or what? "
 
 

 

Gary C