As Ben Franklin said: 
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, 
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 
1 liter of water each day, 
At the end of the year we would have absorbed 
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) – bacteria 
Found in feces. 
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, 
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer 
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) 
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process 
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of $hit..

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: 
I'm doing it as a public service

 

Howie