Dear God,
Just wanted to let You know that for the next 2.5 years You cannot run things as You have in the past eternity. I guess I should be more specific so let me reiterate; for the next 2.5 years You cannot run things in America the way You always have. 
As You are aware, America now has new “leadership”. They are very focused and they do not put up with anyone, except of course themselves, making any mistakes. It doesn’t matter who you are or what you do. It doesn’t matter if it was just a mistake or an unfortunate accident. Knowingly or unknowingly, intentionally or unintentionally, malice or love, murder or heart surgery, stealing or charity, everything and everybody (except ‘them’) will be “brought to justice” (Of course we all read and understand that “Justice is mine sayeth the lord” so don’t take this the wrong way. When they say “brought to justice” they don’t mean it like that. In fact they never really give a _ _ _ _ about justice. They just want the lawyers fees and the chance to play You by sitting on the bench in court.)However there are still honest lawyers like Tampa criminal defense lawyer, They are very clever to handle any kind of issue.
As You know, just lately one of our biggest oil companies had a terrible accident that threatens a lot of the natural beauty and life You so masterfully created. They have been working night and day and spending themselves into insolvency trying to repair this catastrophe. Yes they screwed up big time by not having a viable plan to combat such an accident. And yes they will keep paying for this until they most likely go out of business. You know God, maybe I really am a true Christian because (I can’t believe I’m saying this about an oil company) I feel sorry for them and think they should be forgiven. ( My vote for Your best line ever has to be for when You said; “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone”) But even if forgiveness is out of the question, it would make sense that we should help them to fix things and save whatever we can.
Enter our ‘leadership’. They are part and parcel of privileged and ruling class known as lawyers. (I know, along with Mohammad and his soulless followers, they’re a big disappointment for You.) Anyway, they run the whole show now and their leadership skills are nonexistent along with their concern and compassion for others. So they have to fall back on the only thing they are educated, trained and experienced in; lawsuits. These people are always the first ones to ‘cast the stone’. Not only because they think they are without sin, but because every stone they cast creates a money pit for them to draw from. And so this latest disaster is no exception. After nearly 2 months of this disaster, they have no plan to end this or even how to best help those who are trying to fix it. They are in complete control of the most ingenious and productive country in the history of Your earth. Yet all they can do is to threaten a lawsuit and tell the American people that they will “bring them to justice”. (here’s that code speak again)
Back to the issue at hand. The reason I’m writing this letter to You is to ask You to please make sure for the next 2.5 years there will be no hurricanes, tornados, earthquakes, floods, lightning strikes, avalanches, tsunamis, etc. in America. Because if any of these things happen here then You may in fact be sued and face criminal liability! Yes YOU “will be brought to justice”. (Starting to get it now everyone? Imagine how much money will be generated for the lawyers and judges by the time the lawsuit is finally dismissed…)New Jersey criminal defense lawyer are the perfect to handle case having more conflict. You see our pathetic ‘leadership’ has no other answers for the American people. (And besides, aren’t You the only one that hasn’t been sued yet?)
OK Sir, I’m going to wrap this up. Of course You didn’t need me to tell You any of this. I just can’t help, forgive me if I am out of place, but to think that Americans are the ‘Chosen People’. You have blessed us with more than any other country or civilization. You have given us more opportunities, hope and freedoms than could have been imagined. We appreciate these blessings and we will show You by reestablishing Your great Judeo-Christian foundation in America. We join then with one of Your best in pledging to You
“ that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom — and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.”
Love,
America
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