– The Bottom Line –
Where could you get a more rewarding education than Allah University, AU. Forget Oxford and all those elite universities, not any of them can promise your future like AU can. Just graduate and your future will be forever secure;
"The Messenger of God said, 'Everyone that God admits into paradise will be married to 72 wives. All of them will have libidinous sex organs and he will have an ever-erect penis.' " – Sunan Ibn Majah, Zuhd (Book of Abstinence) 39
And the curriculum is so simple any brainless sub-human can pass it:
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