Red Skelton. Character, Class, Talent, a True Comedian, a Great Entertainer and a Great American. Most of you who remember this great comedian from the Golden age of television are smiling right now at the mention of his name. A 'True Comedian' in the sense that his humor didn't have to start with a four letter word. It was just clean and simple fun. ????? ?????? ??? ????????? After making you smile and laugh for a full hour, he would make you feel even better by ending his show with these words; "Goodnight and May God Bless"
First some good clean humor from TV's Golden Age and then a video clip of this proud American honoring his country with a memorable interpretation of the Pledge of Allegiance. Enjoy.
1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.
2. We also sleep in separate beds. ???? ?????? Hers is in California, and mine is in Texas .
3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" So I suggested the kitchen.
5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. ????? ???? ???? ????? She said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.
7. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
8. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!".
9. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
10. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was 'Always'.
11. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.
"Goodnight and May God Bless"
Dan
