WHY I’M DEPRESSED
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , “Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land.”
Nearly 75 years ago,(when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, “Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land.”
Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . . I called a Suicide Hotline.
I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. ??? ????? ?? ???????
I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck…. ????? ???? ?????
Good thing I had my weighted blanket amazon with me, it kinda help me not to feel so awful, and helped me sleep last night. Who would have known that a pressure blanket could help to that degree, when you think you want to end everything, then you wake up the next morning and try to convince yourself everything was just a bad dream. ????? ??? ??????
