How many scandals does it take to tip the scales and outweigh “free stuff”?
Bob: “Hey Jim, did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?,
Jim: “You mean the Mexican gun running?”Bob: “No, the other one.”Jim: “You mean SEAL Team 6?”Bob: “No, the other one.”Jim: “Obama saying the avg family would save $2,500 on their premiums?”Bob: “No, the other one.”Jim: “Forcing businesses to violate their religious beliefs by paying for drugs that abort the unborn?”Bob: “No, the other one.”Jim: “Violating the rights and sanctity of our Churches?”Bob: “No, the other one.”Jim: “Spending $634 million on a website that doesn’t work?”Bob: “No, the other one.”Jim: “Obama calling for an increase in our debt when he lambasted Bush for the very same thing?”Bob: “No, the other one.”Jim: “Obama having NSA spy on 124 Billion Phone Calls in One Month?”Bob: “No, the other one.”Jim: “Saddling our kids with $17 trillion in debt of which they can never get out of and will not have as good a life as we have?”Bob: “No, the other one.”Jim: “Bailing out Detroit after decades of corrupt Democratic management?”Bob: “No, the other one.”Jim: “You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?”Bob: “No, the other one.”Jim: “You mean voter fraud?”Bob: “No, the other one.”Jim: “Intentionally trying to hurt Americans during the sequester?”Bob: “No, the other one.”Jim: “Blocking veterans who secured our freedoms from their monuments but giving the green light for Illegals to use Monument Mall?”Bob: “No, the other one.”Jim: “Denying school kids the ability to tour the White House but still spending lavishly on his parties?”Bob: “No, the other one.”Jim: “You mean Obama saying we can keep our insurance and doctors if we wanted to?”Bob: “No, the other one.”Jim: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?”Bob: “No, the other one.”Jim: “The NSA monitoring foreign diplomats?”Bob: “No, the other one.”Jim: “You mean the use of drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?”Bob: “No, the other one.”Jim: “Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?”Bob: “No, the other one.”Jim: “You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?”Bob: “No the other one:.Jim: “The IRS targeting conservatives?”Bob: “No, the other one.”Jim: “The DOJ spying on the press?”Bob: “No, the other one.”Jim: “Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?”Bob: “No, the other one.”Jim: “You mean Obama spending $3.7 Trillion on Welfare Over Last 5 Years”Bob: “No, the other one.”Jim: “Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?”Bob: “No, the other one.”Jim: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?”Bob: “No, the other one.”Jim: “Millions of Americans losing their health care coverage?”Bob: “No, the other one.”Jim: “Forcing Americans to include coverage in their insurance policies of items they do not want?”Bob: “No, the other one.”Jim: “Ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?”Bob: “No, the other one.”Jim: “Denying Arizona the right to protect its borders?”Bob: “No, the other one.”Jim: “Providing weapons to Syrian rebels many of whom apparently are Al Queda”Bob: “No, the other one.”Jim: “The president’s repeated violation of the law requiring him to submit abudget no later than the first Monday in February?”Bob: “No, the other one.”Jim: “The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties voted 100% for Obama?”Bob: “No, the other one.”Jim: “The president’s unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate’s advise-and-consent role?”Bob: “No, the other one.”Jim: “The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?”Bob: “No, the other one.”Jim: “Clinton, the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?”Bob: “No, the other one.”Jim: “The President using nearly $1 trillion dollars of stimulus money to fund his cronies?”Bob: “No, the other one”Jim: “You mean Fast & Furious?”Bob: “No, the other one.”Jim:“I give up! … Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 millionlow-information voters who don’t pay taxes and get free stuff fromtaxpayers and stuck us again with the most pandering, corruptadministration in American history?”Bob: “THAT’S THE ONE!”
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